This war is bringing out the worse in people but also it’s bringing to light an important issue affecting both sides of the British & American war. The pointlessness of DVD slip covers. Our Asian reporter John Smith had this report filled with our office dated the September of the 5 in the 2015 year of our lord.
—- from undisclosed location in America —- This slip cover controversy has affected one local Detroit collector who when asked if slip covers should be banned replied with “They may take our freedom but they will never take our DVD condoms!” Despite mis-quoting lines from Braveheart when we asked him about The Patriot’s lackluster cover the debate still rages on. And one truth of the Internet age is that your fact does not out weight my opinion.
A touching quote from The Patriot might just best sum up the real fight against slip covers. The heroic and handsome Colonel William Tavington said of slip covers “Let it be known if you harbor the enemy you will lose your home” We at Freefromslipcoverscams.org could not agree more.
On the other side of the tale of slip covers being more and more common a local farmer named Benjamin Martin weighed in on the idea that these slip covers are adding to the cost of DVDs. After mentioning the super thin cases and cutout mid sections to save already cheap plastic Mr. Martin said “I have long feared that my sins would return to visit me, and the cost is more than I can bear.” About the rising hidden costs of DVD & Blu-Rays.
– John Smith: Reporter – freefromslipcoverscams.org
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